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[edit] I WANT MY LT(B)

~ by Morphidae
~ 6/12/2007 10:04 AM
~ (B) as in Beta
~ Sung to "Money for Nothing" by Dire Straits

I want my, I want my LT(B)
I want my, I want my LT(B)

Now look at them yo-yo's, that's the way you do it
You add the Rowling on that LT(B)
That ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Money for suggestions and your tags for free
Now that ain't bookin’, that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya, them guys ain't dumb
Maybe get a carpel in your clickin’ finger
Maybe get a carpel on your thumb

We got to input wall-to-wall bookshelves
Custom science fiction libraries
We got to move these boxes of westerns
We got to move these piles of mysteries

The little ‘grammer with the bald spot and the glasses
Yeah, buddy, that's his own hair
That little ‘grammer got his own cute cue-cat
That little ‘grammer he's a “suggestaire”

I shoulda learned to read the Tolkein
I shoulda learned to write them books
Look at that mama, she got it Thingin’ in the library
Man we could have some
And she's up there, what's that, Ursula Le Guin
Bangin' on the zeitgeist, you should come and see
Oh, that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Get your money for ‘gestions - get your tags for free

Now that ain't bookin’, that's the way you do it
You add the works on that LT(B)
That ain't bookin’, that's the way you do it
Money for suggestions and your tags for free

Money for suggestions and your tags for free
I want my, I want my LT(B)
{Repeat, ad lib to fade}